A very fat person with a discolored neck. Skips school to play fortnite and doesn’t achieve at school. Talks trash online but gets slapped in real life. He doesn't stop talking but when he does its because he’s eating
by Anonymous 514 May 18, 2019
Get the Brendanmug. 
by Manthony Artinez October 24, 2018
Get the Brendan Baileymug. Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
by Jetason March 21, 2022
Get the Brendanmug. That moment in your life when you reminisce on those times where you used to be fit and cool but now you've become depressed, fat and forgotten.
by Virgin Antechinus November 24, 2020
Get the Brendan Frasermug. A usually stupid man, but never gives up. they keep's trying for hot women and their affection. they are kind of good leader's, loves to joke never quits. He is a person that alway's tries to help, he is generous, and he is accepting. When somebody pisses him off, you'll know when because he is a rough Irishman.
by Yeeting young man April 3, 2019
Get the Brendanmug.