Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack

Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!

by Derpknight May 1, 2016

Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!

"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"

by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018

A bloody pig

A tik toker who dies anything for likes

They would crash there mum's car and run over Billy the cat from next door. This is known as a bloody pig

by Robinsonmadness yt June 3, 2020

Bloody Fantastic

expression of an extreme degree of amazement and admiration

That movie looks bloody fantastic.

by bigmikekipe February 7, 2018

The Bloody Goatee

The result of eating a girls ass while she's on her period

Hey girl, let me give you The Bloody Goatee

by MyManGravy14 January 19, 2015

bloody blowey

When yo girl sucking ya dick so hard it start to bleed.

Yoooo I got the best bloody blowey last night.

by StynkyFeet May 13, 2017

Bloody warrior

A man has sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her period, after proceeding to ejaculate in her. He pulls out, grabs his dick and squeezes all of the blood off. Then runs his hand down his face. Screaming "A warrior is born".

Yo bro, I'm feeling alpha as fuck today. Last night I ran my girls period blood down my face. Creating the mark of a "bloody warrior".

by Daddydamon94 June 26, 2019