The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.
I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.
by He Who Must Not Be Named September 20, 2021
Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.
by saintpat1966 November 02, 2019
I'm going to take a Alcoholic Aquarium!
by JimmyMeowMeow May 27, 2023
An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.
"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."
by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011
by Suiper December 08, 2017
Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."
by Inkanyamba March 01, 2011
by lilsamsixty9 June 02, 2021