The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.
Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
by Fussganger May 4, 2009
Get the Shop Zombiemug. by Absolutionist February 5, 2021
Get the Ra Zombiemug. An ejaculating penis.
Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.
by spittingzombie August 29, 2018
Get the Spitting zombiemug. An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 16, 2014
Get the Urban Zombiemug. by Zombiemode420 October 18, 2018
Get the Zombie tokemug. Drunk, stoned or wasted individuals (mostly college students) looking for a late night food fix. They usually can be found hanging out at late night eateries that cater to the younger crowd, serving up a variety of junk food. Cookies, pizza, pretzels, hot dogs and nachos are the norm.
After a night on the town, the bottle zombies found their way to the all nite grill to chow down on some pizza with cookies and milk
by chilebeast March 13, 2012
Get the bottle zombiemug. by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
Get the Zombie Stickmug.