royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 18, 2003

Crass Wipe

Gardeners butt, Flower planters ass.

Someone who likes to work with dirty hoes all day; not afraid to get down in the mudd.

"Haley, your such a Crass Wipe!"
"Whats a Crass Wipe?"
"A Gardeners butt..."
"So your calling me a butt? Cool, thats mean!!"

by Crapping Crass Wipe January 15, 2010

courtesy wipe

When you take a shit and it's very dry and comes out clean. You know you don't really have to wipe but do it once anyways. Very ideal before athletic events.

Dude i just took a huge shit and only had to courtesy wipe, i'm gonna break the school record today.

by k bro May 25, 2010

wipe out

to trip and fall while running. Usually this is caused by tripping over one's own feet, or tripping over an object on the ground, such as a tree branch.

1. Peggy was doing fine running the marathon until she wiped out at mile 14. Fortunately, she just got up and kept running.

2. I hope I don't wipe out in the 5k tomorrow.

by PeggyWipeOut August 11, 2009

Courtesy Wipe

The required wiping of ones own ass due to the overwhelming presence of sweat, usually accompanied by extreme urgency.

“Dude, it’s hotter than hell in here, I gotta go rip off a courtesy wipe”

by Zhoenix April 20, 2007

Nut wipe

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

by kingsexy February 04, 2003

Mccarty Wipe

when you run out of toilet paper or are about to shower after taking a shit and purposely not wiping and immediatly jump into the shower to wash the shit off.

Thismorning i realized i had no toilet paper and had to Mccarty wipe

by chump change36 June 11, 2011