by Sir Osiss of Liver March 8, 2024
Get the 7th inning stretchmug. (SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
Get the Stretch Harmstrong Juniormug. an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)
Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!
by mrbeast539275 November 29, 2024
Get the stretch citymug. It is a word used to define a woman's breasts that appear to be stretching the upper clothing of the woman in question horizontally.
dude1: damn bro her tits are so big they are stretching her shirt
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits
dude2: they are some big fabric stretching tits
by 2bored2care October 5, 2022
Get the Fabric Stretching Titsmug. To have a physical altercation
by Ritalaloca September 3, 2016
Get the Havin' a stretchmug. by Gotit230 November 22, 2021
Get the Stretchmug. "Your Stretching it" is used when someone is making or creating a big situation about a small issue or detail. small arguments turn into huge ones as small incidents turn into huge ones as well.
by RealEx December 12, 2023
Get the Your Stretching it!mug.