booze sponge

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.
"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"
by helenahandbasket April 07, 2012
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Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.
Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.
by Wood Knee January 06, 2008
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sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted
"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"
by Avix85 June 30, 2017
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Piss sponge

Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.

Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.
I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.
by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022
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front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.
OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.
by Bosscat71 September 03, 2019
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Sponge Cum

The volume of water that shoots out of a cup when you force the washing up sponge in too hard.
Why is the kitchen floor wet dear? I've just shot a load of sponge cum everywhere.
by Andrwyn January 22, 2014
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Sponge Theory

Spongebob’s sponge theory is a theory which we absorb ideas like a sponge, and where some slip through the holes and others are squeezed out of us in every day life, like a sponge.
Barthes semiotic analysis theory ain’t got shit on spongebobs sponge theory
by trappergirl6o May 15, 2023
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