orbital narcissist

A revolving interaction with a narcissist, where the narcissist insists the orbital path is constructed for the narcissist.
A polar intelligence matrix existed between Joe and Sally. When Sally realized Joe signed up for the same class she built a fictitious assumption paradigm about Joe. Every time Sally saw Joe at class she thought it was about her. She was a real orbital narcissist.

Little Johnny thought every women was required to fall in love with him. He got coffee everyday at the same time as Kelly. Since Little Johnny was an orbital narcissist he thought Kelly got coffee at the same time just to see him but she didn't
by Ontological June 26, 2018
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narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).
Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.
by DVonDiesel June 21, 2022
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A female narcissist who looks for ways to continuously oppress herself. She also has a propensity for engaging in risky behaviors, then bitching about the consequences of said behaviors. Typically your average no brained female hot take from a pick me girl
Guy 1: God, that Becca is such a: Perpetually Oppressed Female Narcissist(POFN). She put herself at risk by getting drunk at a party and got taken advantage of by a drunk guy, then ranted about how it's all men's fault and how she's oppressed everywhere she goes.

Guy 2: You're right, she's such a POFN.
by Commando_257 February 03, 2024
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Narcissistant

(Noun) a person who enables narcissistic behaviour by reinforcing a narcissist’s reality and belief systems.
Eg. Maybe Stu wouldn’t be such a narcissistic creep if Candy would stop being a narcissistant and condoning his behaviour.
by MM00n November 18, 2020
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A narcissist

Guy 1- Erik Nock is a narcissist
Guy 2- trueeeee
by Your mother onion September 11, 2020
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narcissistic asshole

This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.
Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."

Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
by Andrea the So-So June 15, 2024
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Foolish Narcissist

A person that does not realize they have more ego, pride, and arrogance, than intelligence.
My sibling is a foolish narcissist, and because of that, it is difficult to have civil conversations.
by retired is great April 29, 2025
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