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Jolly Rancher Eyes

A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)
I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.
by Nathan216 October 20, 2008
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Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.
Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!
by baracudaboy October 23, 2008
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v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.
1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs
by dr.eric February 26, 2011
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hello sir, jolly good day

what you say to someone when you are of english descent
English man: hello sir, jolly good day!
Normal man: what the fuck?
by fishythebishy December 9, 2009
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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation
by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009
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Jolly joyride

Where a close group of guys get together to blow off some steam by stripping down and taking pills laced with different drugs mixed with viagra while one guy gets Rohypnol. Everybody then has there jolly time with the odd one out (can be done women with dildos)
Man 1: man ive been really exhausted lately i think its time for jolly joyride Saturdays

Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too well…
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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jolly juicer

A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.
Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!

Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!
by SirPoopMyPantsAlot August 9, 2010
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