Jasper

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.

"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."

by user74918304 November 20, 2023

jasper

whore player that looks for insecure younger men to manipulate and play with.

person1: ew is that jasper??
person2: ew what a slag

by person894853465 September 4, 2023

Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.

Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.

by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023

Jasper's Sister

A real person

Damn, Jasper's Sister really exists

by Notgarret's sister December 13, 2022

jasper

gay, shitter at rainbow, crybaby bitch, 100% bitchless

jasper is a fucking pussy

by jasper=pussy November 27, 2021

jasper dolphin

member of the amazing group ofwgkta hes dope asf
not even a rapper
sick ass dude though ong

person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??

person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...

person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor

by ayooochrz April 15, 2023

Jasper

Jasper is the biggest son of a bitch, small peepee, asshole there is. He can be cool at times but once you steal his kill in Rainbow Six Siege, he’ll go on about how oppressed he is amongst the friend group.

A slang word for annoyingly playing music in your microphone. It’s probably Metallica.

To waste all of your loving mothers hard earned money on video game cosmetics.

Don’t be a Jasper! Save up your money!

by PyroSabr April 15, 2022