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national genius day

May 18th is a day celebrating all the geniuses in the world for merely gifting us with their presence amongst humanity. Rise up smart people this is the day for you! If you have a genius in your friend group/ family/ school you should treat them like god on this day!
Person 1: do you know what day it is?
Person 2: May 18th?
Person 1: it’s national genius day! So you have to be extra nice to me!
Person 2: oh god...
by RandomnessPersonisME October 31, 2019
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Genital genius

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Genius

What one says to someone who is a complete moron.

Usually said when somebody tries to be secretive but messes up and is found out. Typically uttered in a sarcastic tone of voice.
Guy 1: How'd you know I ate the box of chocolates?

Guy 2: You left the wrappers in your room, genius.
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Genius

The true mark of a genius is one who can wash away all prior knowledge, to make room for the birthing of something new.
by Hacate Sha Sha September 23, 2021
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Genius of Love

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?
I'm gonna have some fun
What do you consider fun?
Fun, natural fun
I'm in heaven
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Time isn't present in that dimension
He'll take my arm
When we're walking, rolling and rocking
It is one time I'm glad I'm not a man
Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping
I'm in heaven
With the maven of funk mutation
Clinton's musicians such as Bootsy Collins
Raise expectations to a new intention
No one can sing
Quite like Smokey, Smokey Robinson
Wailin' and skankin' to Bob Marley
Reggae's expanding with Sly and Robbie
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama
All the weekend
Boyfriend was missing
I surely miss him
The way he'd hold me in his warm arms
We went insane when we took cocaine
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Stepping in a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow
Who needs to think when your feet just go
With a hippie-the-hip and a hippie-the-hop
Who needs to think when your feet just go
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Who needs to think when your feet just go
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
James Brown, James Brown
James Brown, James Brown
If you see him
Please remind him, unhappy boyfriend
Well, he's the genius of love
He's got a greater depth of feeling
Well, he's the genius of love
He's so deep
by Death Menace March 5, 2023
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why so genius?

used when someone does something smart/genius. Typically used sarcastically but can also be used as a genuine compliment.
person 1: yo dude check out this apple pie that I made.

*person 2 takes bite*

person 2: *mph* why does it taste so different?

person 1: yeah I ran out of apples so I used pears instead, you could call it a pear pie

person 2: yoooo, why so genius?
by Antonio T. Onino November 21, 2025
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Editing Genius

A sarcastic insult for somebody who tries to Photoshop their selfies to make them look tough.
Wow dude, nice work of not using the airbrush so your head looks like a rubber mask! You're an editing genius!
by Jerrika12 May 2, 2015
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