Asshole

1. We all have them. Hence we are all "Assholes".
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a dog and experienced the pure joy that dog gets after it does a good dump? And don't tell me you couldn't see the pride beaming from said dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'

~ We're All Assholes ~

Would you like a buttplug in your asshole?

by MissCheif August 13, 2016

asshole

Slang: An empty paper towel roll that has been stuffed with dryer sheets and blown into. Commonly used by weedamoholics to cover up obnoxious odors.

Ear, pass the asshole!

by chiefton October 22, 2002

asshole

someone like "iheartreality" who uses this site as a forum to express bitter resentment for people who disagree with communist views

Man, what an asshole "iheartreality" is! He needs to take ridalin.

by ihatelibs April 17, 2009

asshole

Hole in your ass where the shit comes from.

Whats that hole in your ass?

Its asshole!

by Hole in the ass August 23, 2007

Asshole

Asshole: The OTHER Vagina!

If you don't want to get your girlfriend pregnant just stick it in her asshole.

by S-O-L February 24, 2009

Asshole

George W. Bush, Tony Blair, The Queen, Nelson Mandela, Maggie Thatcher. E.I. Anyone that has been/will be/is currently in power. Usually royalty or government.

"That asshole stopped milk in 1976!"
"What an asshole, he sent us to war!"
"Argh! What an asshole!"

by Not_So_Funny_Now December 28, 2007

Asshole

S.J.J.

Otherwise known as "The Man Up North" or "The Asshole."

Fuck this shit, I got in yet another arguement with The Asshole.

by LaClunka October 6, 2008