Zooted Scale

A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked

4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted

"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."

by cactifetish69 April 10, 2021

zoot

"Zoom" + "scoot"

- A wise, old historian

"Oh wait, first we have to zoot you out of here"

by NotCaptainAmerica April 15, 2021

zoot

"Zoom" + "scoot"

- A wise, old historian

Turbo Tax Zoot edition is zoot, zoot zoot zoot

by NotCaptainAmerica April 15, 2021

Zooted

Circumcised

RIP to my Peepaw Bill. Know one will ever have such a freshly zooted hog.

by HogInspector November 4, 2021

Zooted

Zooted
R.I.P Mac miller

"High on ice/meth"
When a drug takes you to the bottom of the metaphorical pot

To the point where you reach the crossroads of life and death

Get zooted to often

It'll take your final breath

To all my dead brothers who lost there soul ,heart,life and teeth

I hope your in a better place when we finally meet

"I don't want nobody calling my momma saying they could have done more and her saying she'd do or give anything to have me back"
But y'all don't wanna face that fact ..

Everybody dies so don't let your life be in vain cause you kept slamming that shit in your veins

I love y'all stay safe .. Its a cold world when you live on the dark

So WALK IN THE LIGHT

I lost my heart lost my mind and lost my physique so zooted I been high as the mountain peaks

by IG:purpleurkleshady March 7, 2022

Zooted

Roadman word meaning crazy.

'Fam you are actually Zooted'
Can also be changed to fit the tense 'Fam you're actually rooting right now' or 'Mans a fucking Zoot' (Man is a fucking idiot)

by DracoOnMyBlock March 13, 2022

Zoot

A larger than average penis.

"Hey bro, thats a sick zoot bro"
"Is an it bro?"

by Chedward360 March 15, 2022