Your Mom

A phrase that has been over used since the 1970's. And sometimes it doesnt even make sense.

Guy 1: Hey dude wanna hang out?

Guy 2: Your mom.

Guy: Dude, what?

by callbootyblackcocks January 17, 2011

Your Mom

The answer to absolutely everything.

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?

by kjsdfrisue March 08, 2017

your mom

something retards say when they want to sound cool or funny, usually people thing they are mentally unstable or asian.

dude1: you suck balls
dude2: your mom sucks balls

dude1: whats wrong with you
dude2: your mom

dude1: i fucked my girlfriend last night
dude2: i fucked your mom last night

by stevo_92 April 08, 2006

your mom

The pathetic last resort of someone who can't think of a decent comeback, but is too stubborn to admit defeat.

Guy A:"You're an idiot and dont' know what you're talking about!"
Guy B:"Yeah well... your mom!"

by Canadamus Prime May 19, 2006

Your mom

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

Your mom

the answer to just about any question for the people you hate... warning my example is only a reason to show people the ultamite comback to your mom

"keep my mom out of this, (point at what what is probably the smallest bit o nads in history... your own)and i'll keep this out of your mom!"

by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004

your mom

a commonly used "come back".

thomas:how do you like my new coat? i think it fits me soo good!
sarah:oh god. my boner just died
thomas:YOUR MOM!
sarah:oh. good one.

by kimia delonge. December 23, 2004