Wisconsin petite

a sarcastic term used to describe a person or a thing that clearly is not considered petite except by those with delusional opinions or Andre the Giant.

Anne is 5'10 and weighs 180 lbs but considers herself petite. If she's any kind of petite, she's a Wisconsin petite.

by pooblius October 12, 2016

wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.

Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?

by Mentilman October 4, 2016

wisconsin white

they can be nice people but they are emotionally and sexually repressed, and they refuse to dance at weddings. they generally study something that has to do with logic. they are usually religious, and they usually blush a lot.

"that dude is so boring. he's so quiet and wisconsin white."

by alfiejay4lyfe May 20, 2016

Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.

"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."

by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017

Wisconsin Sally

Oh you know what it is

Boy what a Wisconsin Sally.

by Big Pink Freddy June 7, 2017

Wisconsin Taco

Using Velveeta as lubricant

I was cooking with Barbara last night, I bent her over and gave her a Wisconsin Taco

by THERADICALDUDE June 10, 2017

Wisconsin Corn Dog

Waiting until a woman is on the brink of diarrhea to insert an erect penis into her anus. When pulling out the feces-covered penis, you will have produced a Wisconsin Corn Dog.

"Bro. I got a Wisconsin Corn Dog from that loose, sick prostitute from behind the bar last night!"

by corndoglover21 October 29, 2017