Crass Wipe

Gardeners butt, Flower planters ass.

Someone who likes to work with dirty hoes all day; not afraid to get down in the mudd.

"Haley, your such a Crass Wipe!"
"Whats a Crass Wipe?"
"A Gardeners butt..."
"So your calling me a butt? Cool, thats mean!!"

by Crapping Crass Wipe January 15, 2010

royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 17, 2003

courtesy wipe

When you take a shit and it's very dry and comes out clean. You know you don't really have to wipe but do it once anyways. Very ideal before athletic events.

Dude i just took a huge shit and only had to courtesy wipe, i'm gonna break the school record today.

by k bro May 25, 2010

wipe out

to trip and fall while running. Usually this is caused by tripping over one's own feet, or tripping over an object on the ground, such as a tree branch.

1. Peggy was doing fine running the marathon until she wiped out at mile 14. Fortunately, she just got up and kept running.

2. I hope I don't wipe out in the 5k tomorrow.

by PeggyWipeOut August 10, 2009

Courtesy Wipe

The required wiping of ones own ass due to the overwhelming presence of sweat, usually accompanied by extreme urgency.

“Dude, it’s hotter than hell in here, I gotta go rip off a courtesy wipe”

by Zhoenix April 27, 2007

Nut wipe

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

window wipe

A very arousing self-orgasmic sexual technique done by inserting your penis all the way into any insertable and penetrable object and moving your hips in a circular motion like wiping a window and then ejaculating inside while still maintaining that same circular motion.

1: Dude, I finally window wiped my girl's ass the other night!

2: So Karina, did you let David window wipe you yet?

3: Leland told me that after he was done window wiping his girl he gave her a hot jiminy for watching some BBM porn.

by Darren Louis April 15, 2008