winter

the season when your pubes seem larger as compared to your weener

Dick says-WINTER MAKES ME SHRINK!!

by konvictedk December 12, 2010

winter roach

In northern colder climates, a junker car used during winter months to avoid exposing your better car to salt and snow.

"Naw, I'm not gonna trade in my old car on my new one - I'm gonna save it as a winter roach."

by jafafa August 1, 2006

winnern't

A contraction between the words winner and not.
The opposite of a winner.
A loser.

"You're such a winnern't"

by rayvin November 15, 2006

Winter Wheeze

The rattling, watery sound your lungs make the first time you do something athletic in the Spring.

The run wasn't that hard, once I got past my winter wheeze.

by dextrocardia March 10, 2007

Winter bum

A girls arse during the winter months, ie larger than in summer, something you can snuggle up against to keep you warm

Monica is growing herself a nice winter bum,

by Jason Kilorn July 19, 2007

winter buddy

a friend of the opposite sex with whom you spend those long winter nights with just to save on the heating bill. sex may or may not be involved

jeff- who was that girl i saw in your room last night?
ben- that was april m winter buddy.

by Willus February 29, 2008

Winter Scrote

The growing of hair on the scrotum following a period of baldness (possibly following a back, crack and sack wax) so your balls stay nice and snuggly warm.

Christ, it's getting cold out. I may have to start wearing my winter scrote.

by Taffysteve August 20, 2008