shank man

A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky

Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!

by TheGuy736291 November 1, 2018

shank the goat

an enthusiastic interjection to celebrate a challenging accomplishment.

brenda: i just beat Halo on Legendary!
sam: shank the goat!

by webster g March 25, 2010

shank list

a list containing people/things you hate that if you were given the opportunity,you would like to stab(shank) them

I hate Billy!I'm adding him to my shank list!

by Amazing person and all that ja March 22, 2011

Ice shank

An amazing instrument made to poke a person until he stops moving. It has the perk to be left with the person you stabbed and person is then kind enough to melt the weapon with his own blood and gore, as to not incriminate you.

The fucker melted my ice shank! Now I can't use it again.

by Awesomesauce Productions February 26, 2015

E-shank

The internet equivalent of being shanked.

I e-shanked Bob because he was being a jerk.

by eshankhank August 30, 2009

Mouth Shanked

The effect of biting into a tortilla chip and having the vertex/vertices pierce the lining of the soft tissue/gums in the mouth.

Willy bit into the tortilla chip and it mouth shanked him in the gum.

by BoomDaddy2173 December 30, 2018

Italian shank

the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon

"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"

by Truth March 14, 2005