Welcome packed

A way to welcome back someone after he or she has been packing.

Be right back I go pack my bags.
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Back!
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You: Welcome packed!

by mirage107 January 13, 2012

Oroville welcome gift

When you’re a CRNA in Maine and move to Work in Oroville and get Covid.

Dammit Karl, you just moved and now you got the Oroville welcome gift.

by Bfreeskier January 28, 2022

Welcome to the suck

Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.

Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.

by jennyjohn465465465fucky December 2, 2023

robloxian welcome

The act of dry humping another persons roblox avatar while they are AFK or not looking.

“Man I was gone for 5 minutes and this guy was giving me a robloxian welcome when I got back”

by LE PHROGG February 15, 2024

Welcome

Welcoming somebody to your property

Welcome, Sir.

by Revilo oh Revilo February 23, 2021

You're welcome

Oh wow! That was expedient!

Hym "You're welcome random guy! I'm not trying to be a dick about it but you see me getting fucked by life harder than a whore in a retard group home right? Not pleasant. Not a fan of this... thing.... Hmm... What else? 🤔 Nah that's it. That's all I have to say for now."

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Welcome to Fucktown!

The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.

Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.

Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."

Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024