by yakkkk_smartone January 30, 2019

"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."
"What a weed."
by NBear March 27, 2016

Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018

weed is one of the most beautiful things ever. It helps you sleep makes you happy cures your anxiety and just helps you in general. And that is weed
Kid 1: Hey wanna smoke some weed?
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways
Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways
Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!
by i’m.swag March 18, 2021

A euphemism for marijuana.
Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.
This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".
Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.
This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".
Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016

There go the police hide the weed
by Jdealtheman23 May 8, 2019

by syddietittie December 3, 2017
