No-Pants Wednesday

When you constantly get rides from friends to and from work, the only way you can pay is from the famous hitch-hikers bible: gas, ass, or grass.

Stimpy gave me a ride to work on Wednesday and I couldn’t pay him. He said it was cool if I dropped my pants and rode with my trouser snake out. No-pants Wednesday woot woot!

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

woman crush wednesday

woman crush wednesday is a day dedicated to the sexiest girl alive named saoirse its actually only her day not just any woman bc she's the only woman in existence the sexiest woman ever i love her so much she's just so god damn sexy and delicious SO FUCKING HOT SO SO SEXY i love her she gets wcw dedicated to her

i love my woman crush wednesday

by mommy’s boy May 16, 2023

Hash Wednesday

When you smoke a joint on Ash Wednesday and draw a cross on your forehead with the ashes.

Bob: "I didn't know you were Catholic Jim"
Jim: "I'm not it's Hash Wednesday"

by Dom the dominator March 15, 2014

Waster Wednesday

A day in the week (specifically Wednesday) on which people enjoy the song Waster by swedish artist Bladee.

Person 1: "Have you noticed that it's Waster Wednesday?"

Person 2: "Yeah I've already put the Icedancer vinyl on the turntable."

by DrainerTilIMeetMyMaker April 19, 2023

Be Round On Wednesday Night

Code for Heroin,ie Brown.

An abrieviated code which heroin users use to inform their dealer of their request to purchase 'brown' without anyone else knowing, ie "(I'll) Be Round On Wednesday Night"....

by s66 January 10, 2008

Ugly Sweater Wednesday

Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas.

Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sweater Wednesday!

Joe: No prob dude, just hit up the Salvation Army.

by awesomosauraus January 30, 2008

Whopper Wednesday

On this day loyal customers partake in the over-consumption of the meal of the day at the BK Lounge. Side effects of Whopper Wednesdays include and are not limited to: onion fingers, onion breath and whopper jizz (whopper flavoured semen).

Man I should NOT have hit up Whopper Wednesday today. My girl drank my slime and yackshowed from the whopper jizz. Plus I dropped my fucking allowance just to add cheese.

by AUb27 January 11, 2009