Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

by mmcg1 November 10, 2021

wax flapper

Cartilage on each side of your noggin that you call ears.

My sunglasses are rubbing on my wax flappers.

by Poopwords May 9, 2020

dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017

wax zippy

verb Apply a coat of fine carnauba wax to the exterior finish of a car, that was named Zippy by its owner.

The rain water isn't beading up on the hood anymore, time to wax Zippy.

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021

Blowshkee Wax

This is what is released from a Blowshkee. It is mighty sticky and multi-colored. It will usually gross out many humans but aliens on the other hand love to slurp it.

I blew my blowshkee wax all over that bitch last night and she puked all over my blowshkee.

by jayboy88 January 16, 2011

The Wax Cast

Before a sloppy blowjob take sticks of lipstick and pop em in your mouth then give that phallic member a good succ when you are done pull out the cast of that dick you sucked and use it for a romantic date

I just gave that guy The Wax Cast in the bathroom.

by Jimmy Downs April 19, 2017

Wax slinger

Someone who sells Scentsy wax and is a boss at it!

That girl is a wax slinger

by Naro36 April 2, 2017