white girl wasted

To be high from ingesting a lot of cocaine. White girl = cocaine. Wasted = fucked up. Many people incorrectly use the term "white girl wasted" to refer to partying heavily with marijuana and/or alcohol, thinking that their inebriated state is comparable to the inebriated state of a high school white girl discovering Parrot Bay for the first time. The use of "white boy wasted" is the correct slang for this meaning, as the term "white boy" holds with it no connotations of cocaine.

"Yo man is your dude comin thru with that soft?"

"Chea! Soon as he rolls up we gettin white girl wasted!"

by KingVic420 December 18, 2012

Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must blow a have a BAC level .34 or higher in order to be consider in this club where only few people have reached.

I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.

by asu1 September 27, 2011

Kristina wasted

When you pass white girl wasted and pass out on your ex-husbands floor in your underwear while on your period after throwing up 3 times.

Hey girl, I was white girl wasted last night!

Nah, you were Kristina wasted.

by Chargergirl August 27, 2017

brown girl wasted

A more extreme version of white girl wasted. We all have that crazy brown friend in the group who will by 15 rounds in one pub and go mental when she's smashed. This is being brown girl wasted. White friends can also emulate this behaviour and although they are white they become 'brown girl wasted'

White friend : OMG I'm so smashed... I can't believe I was such a fool
Brown friend : I know felicia, I managed to buy 15 rounds in whetherspoons alone!
White friend : JESUS YOU WERE BROWN GIRL WASTED AND A HALF

by RainbowFelicia123 October 26, 2017

mexican girl wasted

MGW involves a mexicana getting wasted off bud light. That will lead into cussing out her enemy in Spanglish, they will throw blows & spend the night in jail.

Maria es un borracha look at her fighting she is mexican girl wasted

by Sad girl February 20, 2014

"Take me to wasted town"

'Wanting to get drunk'

"Take me to wasted town" (Give me those beers)
or "I'm going to wasted town" (I'm getting drunk tonight)
or "I'm in wasted town" (I'm Drunk).

Can be used for many needs. For example:
"Take me to doughnut town" (Pass me a doughnut).

Your friends at the bar, so u say "take me to wasted town", so your friend gets you a beer.

by Mark Harsley December 28, 2007

Blonde Girl Wasted

To get extremely intoxicated beyond reason. When you get blonde girl wasted you are fun and functional, despite being in a black out. Similar to white girl wasted or white boy wasted, only more extreme. Only achievable by blonde college students.

Guy 1: Yeah, didn't think that chick go home with me, but she did!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was blonde girl wasted.

by blonde girl wasted February 11, 2012