walmart greeter

To be a walmart greeter is humbling,a servant role,
someone who is doing their best. To those who despise
people who do greet you at the front door, the answer is
easy, don't go in.

yeah ...... yeah walmart greeters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be a Walmart Greeter, doing the little things is what means alot, such as helping someone with their shopping cart, or providing a wheelchair for someone needing assistance.

by woofy-to-you March 12, 2010

Walmart Emo

The deep feeling of hopelessness and despair you get when you get hired to work at Wal-mart.

-"hey man, I've noticed you've really been depressed recently, has your mom finally kicked the bucket from that cancer?"
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" NO, My mom was cured, My suffering now comes from my new job at walmart, I guess I got the walmart emo"

by scubaaaaa October 9, 2011

Walmart Running

Walmart running is simply the act of parking in the spot that is the farthest away from the main entry of Walmart, then running as fast as you can to the main doors. CAUTION! Be careful for moving vehicles. Icy or rainy conditions may provide more entertainment.

OMG he just set a new record walmart running!

by xXxGoVikingsxXx December 13, 2009

Walmart yodeling kid

A legend

walmart yodeling kid is so pure

by SpicyRiceIsLife May 26, 2018

Walmart Amnesia

The temporary loss of memory as soon as you enter a walmart store and forget everything there was on the shopping list (even when you had meticulously made a neat mental list). Recovery occurs slowly starting exactly when you pulled out of parking all the way until you reached your home.

Irritated Wife: Did you bring all that I'd asked for?
unhappy-with-himself Husband: No, I suffered a Walmart Amnesia.
Irritated Wife: You lazy scumbag!

by -[MDA]- June 28, 2010

walmart's neck

the aching feeling in the neck from where one has played the demo games at walmart for way too long

dude, clary, let's bounce bro. i'm gettin major walmart's neck from guitar hero

by dippin dots August 21, 2007

Walmart Yodeling Kid

His actual name is Mason Ramsey. He's honestly trash, but everyone loves him for some reason. He performed at Coachella and some fancy auditorium. He's famous for singing Love Sick Blues at Walmart. He's already making a new song, it goes something like "If im gonna be famous for something I wanna be famous for lovin' you" which is stupid because who is he gonna love? His cow on the farm? Fuck you. There's no point in him being able to perform at Coachella. Stupid ass people. The meme died but he still thinks it's going on. Poor kid. He's gonna get influenced and end up doing drugs like cocaine or weed. Maybe both. Who knows.

Have you seen the Walmart Yodeling Kid meme?
That meme is dead , move on.

by TheSushiHasBlood June 1, 2018