Wifester

What you call your friend who is married to the same man that you are.

When I found out that I was still legally married, I called him up and talked to him and his wife. She threw out some names as to what we would call each other. Wifester is was.

by wifester March 19, 2009

wikesday

the time of day in between Saturday night and Sunday morning where the exclusive after party is just beginning.

Kid 1: Yo Mike and Wuby are having an after party!
Kid 2: When is it we gotta be there?
Kid 1: Its on Wikesday, but its real exclusive to get in!
Kid 2: We better step out game up so we can get in, Wikesday is the best day of the week.

by ctbulldogs1 December 19, 2010

Welfare Wires

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.

* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them

by GetRektPussyBoi April 5, 2021

widescreen

1.effect of weed after a joint or two everything feels like a movie and turns wide screen
2.another one of the many names of weed

ex1.) dude everythings turnin widescreen hahaha(geekn out)
ex2.) nigga im on that widescreen it got me feeln allright

by halfnhalf October 14, 2007

electromagnetic waves

a wave created by sharks while desecrating

i was swimming when electromagnetic waves touched my titties

my best friend screamed when electromagnetic waves hit his fallopian tube

by boombaklutz May 12, 2014

WavesTwat

Also used as "twat waves", which is similar to sound waves, but invisible waves coming from your twat.

Woah, look at that fucking wavestwat.

by Krrriiiissstttaaallll Smmmiiittthhh November 24, 2006

Widespot

A place in a small southwestern Virginia town beside the carwash and across from The Little Store where younger people (and people who've been graduated for 10 years but can't let go) go to drink, bump and hang out and where old people go to have yardsales.

"Is Clint over at the Widespot?"

by blondefortunecookie March 25, 2009