Whopperjobbed

Messed up, tangled, snarled

Did you just wake up from a nap? Your clothing is whopperjobbed.
When the heel of your sock doesn't line up where your heel is, the sock is whopperjobbed.
When you your shirt is off by a button, whopperjobbed.

by PartyOfFive August 26, 2013

whopper cocker

Slang; Hobknocker.
Def: An individual that eats Burger King during intercourse.

The whopper cocker was very tired after a long day of work.

by Captain Cooler December 13, 2016

whopper dong

a big ass fuckin dick

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow

by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017

Whopper

A mix between an Italian and a nigger

What do you get when you mix a black and Italian? a Whopper

by Bb3264 January 31, 2018

whoopa

a sudden noise similar to bang, but also a means of expressing surprise

I was really letting loose when - whoopa! - a fly flew into my nostril.

by justamessedupkid September 28, 2019

Whopper Hands

Very small hands of any gender. Picture eating a whopper but not being to fully grasp it and it falling because how small your hands are. Refers back to the old burger King commercial where the person eating a whopper had small very small hands.

Snuffy: "You have whopper hands dude."
Snuffy's Boss: "You're fired, gtfo."

by Privatelyowned November 28, 2020

whompas cat

Anything that will eat you before you can eat it.
Someone that can put you in your place before you can say a word.

My wife was a whompas cat yesterday

by Redneckin February 1, 2021