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Penis Whistle

A penis whistle is when you blow into your victims penis and the sound of a whistle comes out there arsehole.
i will give u a penis whistle if u dont shut the hell up!
by merpderpp December 23, 2010
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nose whistle

Not quite a snore, but more than heavy breathing thru your nose. That high pitched whistle from a properly stuffed nose
She had a nasty nose whistle that kept me up all night.
by pjgrossman January 24, 2008
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douche whistle

A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.
I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.
by slangmasterbitches October 15, 2008
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Dick Whistle

A noise that comes from the air of a queef or a fart travelling over the veins of a man's erect penis during sexual intercourse. Every man has a different dickwhistle because every man has veins in different places and of different sizes.
Billy's dick whistle is short and high-pitched because he has a small and not very veiny penis.

Jamal's dick whistle is long and triumphant, like a trombone.
by TheManColin November 6, 2009
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dirty whistle

When a person blows in another persons' asshole, thus creating a whistling sound.
Frank gave me a dirty whistle and my ass now tastes like orbit gum. Dirty mouth?
by Ms. Alisa September 30, 2006
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Whistling Bastard

A Canadian term used by same Canadian's who live in the U.S.A. directed at men and women who Whistle way to much!
Canadian Pete said:You American's whistle way to much.Your a Whistling Bastard.

American Bob said:Why you don't like me Whistling.

Canadian Pete said: NO -What are you a Fucking Bird or a Fucking Cocksucker!
by pimp daddy sugar ray November 7, 2011
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Steam Whistle

The act of pulling/sucking on the penis (giving head), and your boyfriend farts simultaneously.
Jenny sucker me off so good I made her an honorary captian of of my tug boat! I said , "way to blow that Steam Whistle Honey" - Thought she'd get mad , she just laughed, let me blame it on the dog and smiled! Keep sucking Baby. :)
by Snapking September 23, 2016
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