The Wax Cast

Before a sloppy blowjob take sticks of lipstick and pop em in your mouth then give that phallic member a good succ when you are done pull out the cast of that dick you sucked and use it for a romantic date

I just gave that guy The Wax Cast in the bathroom.

by Jimmy Downs April 19, 2017

Wax dick

Someone who isn't able to have kids.

Joey has a low sperm count, he has a wax dick.

by Feathery February 12, 2017

dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017

Waxing zippy

verb Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing.

Wife: honey you’ve been in the bathroom a long time, what are you doing?
Husband: waxing zippy, you said your period just started, I couldn’t wait, too much sexual tension, needed release.
Wife: clean it up when you’re done please.

by mmcg1 November 10, 2021

wax zippy

verb Apply a coat of fine carnauba wax to the exterior finish of a car, that was named Zippy by its owner.

The rain water isn't beading up on the hood anymore, time to wax Zippy.

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021

wax zippy

verb Engage in auto-erotic pleasure, using lotion, Vaseline, Astro Glide or some other lubricant to prevent chaffing

Wife: I'm not in the mood for sex, why don't you go wax zippy instead.
Husband: Can I borrow some of your hand lotion? Do you want to watch?

by mmcg1 August 3, 2021

wax mit

another term for the female hairless genitalia, freshly waxed vagina.

Wow man, that chick had a wicked wax mit.

by catdust January 3, 2012