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The Wacker

A type of mustache-goatee combo where two twisted mustache strands extend beyond the face and down to the chin.
Nobody wears The Wacker better than the Wacker.
by nottheboss May 24, 2010
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fetty wack

The process of jerking off while listening to the highly popular song "Trap Queen" by Fetty Wap
Instead of being a social individual, I decided to spend the entire night fetty wacking it. 1738 ayy!
by itsthemagictuna October 30, 2015
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wacey

Someone of curious nature and a descendant of a rare species. Generally posing a kind demeanor, he has been known to help the elderly across busy roadways, donate kindly to local orphanages and hide in children's clothes racks at wal mart. The wacey is usually known to "go flat out" and is of high intensity. He is usually sighted slanging the phrase "bitches ain't shit" repetitively.

If you happen to come across a wacey do not panic, they are very responsive to peace offerings. Some of the more popular items you may want to try are Chinese oranges, collector key chains or a woman's exposed breast. do not be an ass and force the peace offerings onto the wacey as he may become aggressive and proceed to beat you, your spouse and there parents with his pimp cane.

But beware! the wacey has been known to carry a penis of unhuman proportions, history has shown that (on occasion) it has led to perforation of internal organs leading to sepsis and death.

A real mustard looking motherfucker

"did you see what that guy was wearing? he looked like a genuine wacey"
man - "why are you in the hospital?"

woman - " my rectum is so sore, i slept with a wacey. am i going to die?"

man- " ohh its not good, if you make it through alive you will still probably have the gay plague"

woman "the gay plague?"

man- "aids"

walmart shopper "son, stay close, there may be a wacey lurking in those clothes"
by thejaybone November 18, 2011
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Wackup

A milder term to say told you so or gutted.

May also be used as a form of rejection.
"You, WACKUP!"

OR

"You're totally wrong, therefore i suggest you wackup"
by Remi Mortimer June 25, 2008
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wachayyar

this is the wrong spelling of the granny expression wachaYARR

Gosh, get it right!

The meaning remains the same: except for the fact that wachayyar is usually used by wannabe grannies. So, BE A REAL GRAN!
Kid disguised as a granny: wachayyar! I can't find my teeth.
Wise Granny with an umbrella: I know you b^still believe in the little tooth fairy, kid. You're busted...wachaYARR! *waves umbrella and runs off*
by hithisismypseudonym March 14, 2010
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wackcident

to injure your wrist while masturbating furiously. thus creating pain and embarrassment.
"hey man why you wearing that cast?"
"oh this. well i had myself a little wackcident last night."
by bigandsexy March 15, 2010
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wacking shaft

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.
Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night
by Balllllsack July 9, 2010
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