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Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.
Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.
by MyOtherNameWasTaken September 6, 2013
mugGet the Vegetarian Lunchmug.

Market Vegetarian

A person who does not buy meat (from either restaurants or grocery stores) but will eat meat if it has already been prepared.

The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.
At a house party:
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?

Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.

Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?

Person 2: Exactly

Person 1: What a hipster
by angularmerkel September 30, 2018
mugGet the Market Vegetarianmug.

Vegetarian

The vegetarian was a cunt.
by StankyDemon November 4, 2019
mugGet the Vegetarianmug.

Vegetarian

by Ardevreisibatfemei November 10, 2018
mugGet the Vegetarianmug.

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.
"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"
by sproutgirl April 13, 2014
mugGet the vegetarian surfboardmug.

vegetarian cannibal

“Yeah she don’t eat meat but she will consume that animal byproduct when you cum. She’s a Vegetarian Cannibal.”
by MadScientist1634 May 9, 2019
mugGet the vegetarian cannibalmug.

over vegetarian

Vegetarians that think that all the people who eat meat are morally corrupted by Satan because they feast on animals. And then thinks that he is totally right and not weird.
Person 1: Oh my fucking god, he eats and animal that was slaughtered, skinned, cooked! He must die!

Person 2: Dude, I think that your an over vegetarian..

Person 1: Fuck off.
by Kappa6921 August 24, 2016
mugGet the over vegetarianmug.

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