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Vaushawn

Vaushawn is most likely a monkey but he's a sweat caring monkey. He is commonly mistaken to have BBC, but really it is BBC, beautiful blacky cares... he can get freaky even with the 4 inch wee wee. Everyone needs a Vaushawnin they life.
Girrlll my boyfriend Vaushawn gave me the new season battle pass ik he loves me.
by URFavGfBria September 27, 2022
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vagsectomy

When a women has her tubes tied.
i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy
by Monty Burns September 27, 2022
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vasectomy

"dude did u hear about nick cannon having his 12th kid?!"
"no way dude. that guy needs a vasectomy"
by b1tches1uvsosa January 1, 2023
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Vasectomy

A vasectomy’s a medical procedure. One that makes you half a man. Remember when you twisted up your garden hose? Well, essentially that is the plan.

You might be wondering how it works…
(Bum bum bum bum) You make a small incision in the scrotal skin. Isolate the vas and (isolate the vas and then you) hold it in position with a towel clamp, then you snip the fibrous tissue (then you snip the fibrous tissue). Now you'll never have to wear a condom when you do it with your wife,
(...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word “irony”).

Say goodbye to manhood. Say goodbye to babies. Say goodbye to kids like Meg (empty out your sack)
Or you could just get a vasectomy.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Vaush

The noise made from a male rectum equivalent to a queef.
Stay back from those antifa pedophiles like Anthony Huber, these nonces will VAUSH at you & tempt you to buckdown they azz.
by Frederic Bastiat January 14, 2023
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Vaseline Swag

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 22, 2023
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vaushina

A fangirl of the YouTube streamer Vaush, who claims to be on the political left, even though he exhibits a strong chauvinistic tendency, and is pro-war. He is literally a liberal with a bad attitude toward anyone who doesn't agree with his somewhat uneducated political stance. Anyone who disagrees with him is a fascist. Living in the video game space, his fangirls are mostly underage social outcasts such as himself, computer literate, but of poor physical fitness.
Trained from an early age, a Vaushina could be well into her 20's before she becomes aware that Vaush is an empty figurehead that will never really do anything to improve life for anyone but himself.
by Trans-AmIam February 2, 2023
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