Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

by Greasyknowledge March 7, 2024

VaoNLM

The sexiest mf alive

VaoNLM, A Discord groomer

by YoungFruit14 June 6, 2024

Varant

a shit dude that everyone hates, everyone uses him as a punching bag and he deserves it.

Me: do you want to bully varant?
my friend: fuck yeah

by TAIM'S WIFE April 21, 2025

valon

cutest and sweetest guy you'll probably ever meet. he likes hiking and going to the gym. if you have one in your life don't do the mistake of letting them go, it'll be the biggest regret of your life.

"im seeing this guy, valon-"
"DONT U DARE LEAVE HIM GO"

by xoxopeoniess May 5, 2025

Varnian

1. Someone from Varna (Bulgarian Town).
2. A virgin soldier, usually killed in action.

-> Originates from the Polish king Włądysław III 'Warneńczyk' (aka Ladislaus III of Varna), who died a virgin while trying to crusade in the Balkans.

Joe: "Yo dude, remember Vlad?"
Dude: "Yeah, wasn't he the Varnian who died by trying to raid a kebab shop cuz the kebab pizza increased in price by 30 cents?"
Joe: "Yeah dude inflation has shagged us to the brim."

by Seacole June 11, 2025

Varenya

Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent god with the power to achieve anything they want, Male or Female.

Oh? What's that? You think you are Varenya? That's hilarious! Know your place!

by NotParthHater July 6, 2025

Varnswizzle

The act of a woman or man using telekinesis to make her partner ejaculate shooting semen like spider webs.

Maddie Varnswizzled Jack at a halloween party.

by BrendanTheLegal July 27, 2025