selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.

That's called a volcano blumpkin

by Nalex. November 2, 2010

Oral Volcano

The action of receiving multiple samples of jism from a selection of donors and then 'blowing' like a volcano

We filled her up like a fat man's cart and she blew like Pompeii - the oral volcano is active

by Shinylegs August 14, 2011

african volcano

when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!

Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!

by PV3 December 19, 2010

Arabian volcano

When an Arabian male takes a laxative and puts a stick of dinomite up his ass and then when he is just about to shit he ignites the dinomite and it causes an eruption

Arabian volcano

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019