selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 26, 2020

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

by Goblin gobly deez nuts April 18, 2022

Aussie Volcano

The act of placing a funnel in the butt hole of someone doing a handstand, pouring diet coke into it and adding a mentos.

Bill gave mary a really bad Aussie Volcano last night!

by Pyrahmaniak February 21, 2012

Volcano Mouth

The act of consuming a spicy food or liquid and then performing oral sex on another person.

He had to go to the emergency room for a mild burn after she gave him volcano mouth with hot sauce.

by FiftyShadesOfPink February 13, 2023

african volcano

when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!

Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!

by PV3 December 16, 2010

Cock Volcano

When your cockerel erupts semen in a glorious fashion

I was just pleasuring myself in the pool until the cock volcano, the pool then turned a milky white

by GuyNamedPubert September 08, 2020