vodka ear muffs

When you are getting roasted af and you drink a lot of vodka to hide your embarrassment

Best friend: you must of cried after we roasted the shit out of you
Me: nah, I just put on my vodka ear muffs

by Ashley Biggins July 06, 2015

vodka nosebull

A long night out needs something to keep you going. When you find that beautiful white powder, the kind that keeps you up and keeps you hard, it’s a vodka nosebull.

Rick from Red Deer: Hey buddy, my girl dumped me and I need to go out for some vodka nosebulls.
Sammy from Saskatoon: Fuck buddy whatever you need we can get some nosebulls fuckin real western Canadian girls.

by CrankCalls September 22, 2022

Vodka Vaccinated

Someone who has had Vodka/Alcohol so much in their life that they somewhat “immune”

Basically a heavyweight

Raphael told me he was Vodka Vaccinated, turns out he lied.

by GreggsMuncher March 13, 2022

Gulag Vodka

The act of pissing on a person's grave.

"Have you gone to the presidential graveyard?"

"I went to give them all some Gulag Vodka last week!"

by Xalterai April 10, 2023

Russian Vodka

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.

Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.

by a_fool March 04, 2022

Vodka Clit

When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.

I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.

by gaydancer January 29, 2019

Bavarian Vodka Drop

The practice of putting "Mon Chéri®" up one's rectum and digestive tract, so one can wait for the "Mon Chéri®" to melt and get drunk by absorbing the alcohol contained in "Mon Cherie®" through one's mucous membranes.

Yo, I wanna get hammered tonight, let's take some Bavarian Vodka Drops!

by March 07, 2024