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tunnel vision

When your moving so fast your peripheral vision becomes extremely blurry and you can only see straight ahead.
"I got to ride in a Z06 yesterday"

"Was it fun?"

"Yeah but after 160mph I started to get tunnel vision"
by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007
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Pearl Vision

That be when you give some slut a facial when you bust, then she has got jizz all in her eyes.
Chicks hate the pearl vision:
but they gotta respect it.
by Griz October 30, 2004
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Pearl Vision

Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.

Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.
Man 1: Guess what I did last night?

Bro 2: What?

Man 1: I gave me girl the ol' pearl vision.

Bro 2: Man that's a double entendre!
by GoBigRED! April 15, 2009
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booty vision

Being able to the tell the difference between a good or nice ass
"If a girl is over weight her booty is not nice it is just fat"

"If a girl is in shape but has a smaller booty it is nice because it's tighter "

Being able to tell this difference is"Booty Vision"
by BriDaddy April 15, 2014
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Night Of Vision, And Submission

A night where you literally alternate between YouTube, porn, and urban dictionary thinking of new words to post. Most common in people ages 13-27.

This can occour any day, but usually occurs on a Saturday. By the end of the night, several words may have been submitted to urban dictionary, youve seen all 3 parts of the excited auto tune dog videos, and your dick is sore from masturbating.

But then you find yourself with published words making it all worth while

This can eventually lead to crazieness, boredom, writers block, genital warts, and even midnight cravings.

Although it has harmful effects, it can also be a lot of fun, and is best when only done once to twice a week. This often leads to pouring your hearts into a word, and often the word is destroyed instantaneously in front of yo, but you do it because it makes you happy.
(guy 1 curled up in corner shaking)

Guy 2: What happened to you?

Guy 1: whole...night....masturbating...YouTube...urban dictionary.

Guy 2: oh so you had a Night Of Vision, And Submission.
by Caseyds620 January 22, 2011
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cum vision

When cum gets on the inside of a girl's contacts, so everything appears cloudy.

When girl wears glasses and a man comes on the inside of her glasses. When she puts them on, she has cum vision.

Refers to the smears on the glasses that are difficult to clean off.

When cum gets into the eyes and makes everything appear slightly cloudy.
"What's wrong with your eyes; do you have cataracts or something?"

"No, I just have cum vision."
by Andrubidus February 17, 2009
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Dental Vision

The act of trying to improve one's vision by the baring of one's teeth, as an accident of squinting.
Fred could not find the restaurant so he used his dental vision to scan the strip mall.
by Akbar Lightning October 29, 2009
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