While your lady is casuallydropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary
Bill: did you hear about Geoff? He gave his wife a unicorn…his wake is on Tuesday”
1.) A imaginary ancient beast appearing as a horse with a magical horn and sometimes wings. Magic flows from it and all who gaze upon it with awe are enthralled. People end up appreciating it, wanting to possess it and its power, or reject it.
2.) A person (male or female), whom is very different from other people. They possess special qualities about themselves that they can perform in ways that some normal people can't. Also, there are some things they can't do so well that normal people can because they flow with the grain. (Birds of a feather).
1.) When I was young I used to dream I was a prince/princess that would ride a "unicorn" past the mountains.
2.) Yeah, I noticed she wasn't saying much as we were talking either before we left. Maybe she was a "unicorn".
I cannot believe that no one wrote this. A unicorn is a person that is flawless in many ways and a catch (for dating). Like good looking, in shape, chatty and interesting, well dressed and put togetheri respectful etc. Someone who is a perfect match. The one everyone looks for, but very rarely find.
example:
guy: it looks so pretty outside today
gurt: holy fuck is that a horse with a horn
randomguy: yogurt
gurt: yo
randomguy: thats called a unicorn
gurt: ty gng