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While your lady is casually dropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary
Bill: did you hear about Geoff? He gave his wife a unicorn…his wake is on Tuesday
Unicorn by Maybe on Wednesday February 22, 2025
1.) A imaginary ancient beast appearing as a horse with a magical horn and sometimes wings. Magic flows from it and all who gaze upon it with awe are enthralled. People end up appreciating it, wanting to possess it and its power, or reject it.

2.) A person (male or female), whom is very different from other people. They possess special qualities about themselves that they can perform in ways that some normal people can't. Also, there are some things they can't do so well that normal people can because they flow with the grain. (Birds of a feather).
1.) When I was young I used to dream I was a prince/princess that would ride a "unicorn" past the mountains.

2.) Yeah, I noticed she wasn't saying much as we were talking either before we left. Maybe she was a "unicorn".
Unicorn by Universal-clench April 4, 2025
I cannot believe that no one wrote this. A unicorn is a person that is flawless in many ways and a catch (for dating). Like good looking, in shape, chatty and interesting, well dressed and put togetheri respectful etc. Someone who is a perfect match. The one everyone looks for, but very rarely find.
He is such a catch. He is literally a unicorn.
unicorn by sEolelele July 13, 2025
When a type one diabetics blood sugar is exactly at 100, which can be rare, so, they call it a unicorn.
Violet- look at my blood sugar, it's 100!

Mya- Oh wow, it's a unicorn!
Unicorn by vbragg1 September 8, 2025
a dating partner who is such a good fit, they probably dont actually exist. a mythical creature
You're saying your girlfriend likes sex, cooking, tidying the house, and playing video games? No way man, that's a unicorn.
unicorn by anonymous March 17, 2026
horse with a horn
example:
guy: it looks so pretty outside today
gurt: holy fuck is that a horse with a horn
randomguy: yogurt
gurt: yo
randomguy: thats called a unicorn
gurt: ty gng
unicorn by Rifel82 December 28, 2025