trafficy

The description of how the traffic is acting like traffic. However only really cool traffic professionals use such an incredible word

It's looking very trafficy out there today

by Fitty Trent January 15, 2016

Lady Taffy

A term used to describe a womans vagina in a more textural way but also having a humorous tone about it.

I played with her Lady Taffy for a bit

by B.M.P. February 23, 2011

Hallway Traffic Jam

When in a hallway, often in High School or Junior High, when at the end of the day or on the way to lunch when there is a tight jam in the hallway as everyone attempts to get to their locker, the cafeteria, etc.

"Dude! During the Hallway Traffic Jam today after the bell rang I think I felt some girl's boob!"

by ConnorDS97 January 11, 2012

alabama traffic cone

When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.

Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...

Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.

by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021

laffy taffy

female version of foreskin, which, like stated below, was made famous in the song 'Laffy Taffy' by D4L, but it's NOT referring to shake that ass.

It was a fully nude strip-club and the stripper was shaking that laffy taffy all up in my face.

by AnonymousKain December 28, 2005

Traffic Jam

Getting railed in the butt by 2+ men. (or women)

Sorry I was late for work, there was one hell of a traffic jam.

by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013

laffy taffy

one of the worst songs ever, the title itself, explains its gonna be some bubble gum snap/crap music

girl shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, girl shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy girl shake that laffy taffy repeat 20 times, and thats the song, oh yeah a bitch sounding mysikal tries to rap sounds like hes crying though, since he has some dumbass lyrics over a casio prebeat.

by joshua001 March 7, 2007