toilet hug

To vomit.
The act of vomiting, usually while sitting on the floor, withc both arms around the toilet.

1.Scot was hugging the toilet for the rest of the night after all that booze.
2.Katie went to the bathroom to toilet hug.

by zenboy3000 October 15, 2004

toilet-texter

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.

Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"

by simdave2000 May 6, 2010

toiletrize

to use toiletries

yo im goin to the bathroom im gonna toiletrize

by classicrocklover March 7, 2011

toilet mash

The content inside hot pocket sideshots food source.

Those hot pocket sideshots have diarrhea toilet mash inside them.

by Mrwordman March 20, 2011

Miller Toilet Filler

A big Beer Poo after consuming large quantities of delecious Miller Lite and hot wings. The result is loose bowl movements that float around in the toilet water and don't always flush completely down on the first try. The person usually feels much better, relieved, and refreshed after complete defecation.

Man, I took the best Miller Toilet Filler after I got into the office today, I should have taken a picture of it. I feel so much better, I will probably do another one later.

by Thomas D. aka Duffman November 4, 2008

Public Toilet Faggot

A submissive male homosexual who is a nasty degenerate that enjoys licking public toilets & urinals. He must be able to enjoy Humiliation, Degradation & defilement. Some of these guys are even so bold as to strip fully naked and record themselves doing being disgusting sluts. This behavior can be used to attract or satisfy a Master or an Alpha.

PTFs are most happy when they're being anally used by real men while they service the toilet.

1.)Ewww. That small dicked Public Toilet Faggot posted another video on Bdsmlr. I got off so hard watching it.
2)Saw Otter Phox, that skanky Public Toilet Faggot at the reststop the other night. He looked so happy so I pissed on him.

by FaggotJustinExposed September 21, 2020

toilet dippers

When a guy's balls are so saggy that they touch water while sitting on the toilet.

That guy's balls hung so low, they must be toilet dippers.

by JNRO January 20, 2008