tiredness

You are extremely tired or are really tired...so therefore it would be tiredness

I'm dying of extreme tiredness.

by Meggo Eggo July 5, 2006

Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

by josh1991 November 27, 2006

Tire Change

Requesting a condom change between taking it in the ass and giving a blow job. The phrase originated from the slang term, "rubber" which refers to a condom.

While Bernie was well known for his sexual exploration he did have some standards. Anyone going ATM was going to have to do a tire change.

by Rad0 June 30, 2017

treadless tires

A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.

Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.

Friend: No way bro! That sucks!

by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014

tire kicker

A derogatory term used by salespeople and service providers for the educated consumer who carefully considers his or her options before deciding whether to purchase a product or service and who is not necessarily committed, at the beginning of the process, to purchasing anything at all

This tire kicker hired me to help him buy a house and just kept finding problems with every place I showed him. "This place costs twice as much as I'm willing to pay." "The roof of that place is about to cave in." What's this guy's problem?

by EP1979 June 14, 2011

tire licker

A whore usually found at car meet that gets passed around more than your drift spares at a event with your buddy's. usually wearing leggings and busted ass uggs that have more camber than your first 240. Claims she likes cars but drives a stock civic.

My dude at the meets always picks up tire lickers.

by Nikkafuckyall February 2, 2017

Muddy Tire

A sexual act where one partner gives the other a Rim Job except the recipient failed to wipe their ass after their last shit, thus making the rim/tire muddy.

After taking a shit i realized there was no toilet paper to wipe my ass with, so i called in my girlfriend and had her give me a muddy tire.

by Olmec May 9, 2008