TING TAO

TING TAO THE GOAT. THE BEST AT EVERYTHING HE DOES. ABSOLUTE BALLER. RADIANT VALORANT PLAYER. BASICALLY JESUS HIMSELF. IM GONNA GET ON MY KNEES TO PRAY TO HIM AND SUCK HIS COCK

TING TAO NEVER LOSES

by el pepe April 27, 2021

Twin-Ting

The act of two friends sharing twins.

Man 1: "My twins boring me, Lets do a Twin-Ting".

Man 2: "Aite, let me just finish her off".

by FatHeadLovell July 20, 2008

da ting

A phrase used as slang for "the thing". It was originaly created in Eastbourne. It is used when somthing is really good... or "da ting"

Person A: Hey, Check this out!
Person B: Man that's Da Ting

by struders February 28, 2011

Nambamboo-TING

The Nambamboo-TING is a small mammel that lives in your bottom draw.
although small is still very dangerous and very much leathal.It can strike at any momment with its razor sharp face.
It can also survive on nothing more then odd socks.(If you have socks missing then call this number 0800-YOUR-FUCKED)
The Origins of this creature are unknown.

Mark : SHIT MUM A Nambamboo-TING HAS GOT ME FACE (Australian accent)

Mum: Well I Told You To PAIR Your Socks Up Didnt I ?

by Narlops January 11, 2009

Tall Ting

1. Tall Ting is urban slang for a tall or leggy women; often a women of color, but can refer to any woman.

2. Female models are often called Tall Tings.

That Tall Ting is one fine looking woman;

Did you see all those Tall Tings at the club;

All the best looking models are Tall Tings;

by T-Spliffy February 7, 2010

Ting-Tang

What Gutrhrie, T is. Nothing can really explain what the word means but it is the ulitmate goal in life.

"Guthrie gots the Ting-Tang"

by T-Guth February 16, 2005

ting-tong

It's a word to characterize someone who has such a silly or goofy manner or someone being retarded...

A : How's last night? did you..?
B : Well, I was totally crash and burn, but i was about to...
A : Dude, you're such a "ting-tong" pathetic loser....

by Ahmosher October 24, 2006