Justin Timberlake

Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).

Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.

by pop music sucks December 17, 2003

scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

tibbo

A term used to describe a sexy man

that dude is a tibbo

by leeds scum August 28, 2007

timbob

A small inferior boy. Seems convinced that he is the king of Call of Duty 4, when it's blatanty clear that he fails. Has been known to masturbate at the thought of Chuck Norris while smearing his body with Muller yohgurt. He is also adopted.

Rofl, look at that peice of sh*t on the floor! Kind of reminds me of Timbob.

by SimonTM April 27, 2008

timbaland

Producer who is most famous for his 'hey's in One Republic's Apologize remix , due to a youtube video titled : Timbaland Apologize (feat one republic)

man that timbaland's apologize is epic

by benjaminn December 17, 2008

Timbous

A stupid twat who is suckered in by females (or people pretending to be females) over the internet

E.g. Fred is a timbous

by FSL March 22, 2003

Timboy

A boy who hangs more around the opposite sex than with own.

In our group, we have 1 Timboy, and all girls.

by Ghost of tsushima December 15, 2020