kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods
mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
by bitch period February 15, 2019
Get the wiremug. by Retarded mutt November 2, 2022
Get the Shoe on a wiremug. Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.
Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.
She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.
She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.
by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022
Get the Wired sillymug. The act of discreetly maintaining friendly relations with both sides in a conflict, disagreement, or rivalry while avoiding taking a clear stance or choosing a side; often done to preserve neutrality, avoid backlash, or keep access to both parties.
"Everyone else was basically split after the fallout, but Sam kept showing up to both parties like nothing happened. Classic White-wiring."
by RoyalToonz July 8, 2025
Get the White-wiringmug. 
Hym "The wire guy! From the video! That's why the public reacted that way. It goes beyond just some vapid critique of the passage of time. He had imbued that spool of wire with meaning and he wife was completely incapable of seeing it. And the audience WAS NOT. It might as well have been glowing with blue fire like something out of JuJutsu Kaisen (And like, how were you going about using that wire in such a way that it lasted you 40 years!? What the fuck were you using it for!? That is insane!) But THAT is the magic leaf."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
Get the Wire Guymug.