Van Dyking

Bending a girl over an ottoman and penetrating her from behind during intercourse. After you've climaxed, proceed to flip her over the ottoman the rest of the way, so that she lands on her back.

I love banging TV Land girls; they get off on van dyking.

Joe: How'd you get the shiner?
Pete: Well, I van dyked this girl last night, and she didn't appreciate it; so, she punched me.

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013

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van cool

the highest form of cool ness. defined specifically by the presence of eternal silence, clever sayings, and a unique "van cool" dance.

person 1: did he just say van cool?
person 2: that's mr. van cool to you son

by pomona January 16, 2011

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Lan Van

A Lan Van is where gamers have a 1970s Ford Transit van to travel and play in to get to very import lan events.

Peru: "wanna go lan?"
dinkle: "hell yeah playa, we gunna take the lan van to it?"
Peru: "of course homie no lan is like a real lan without a lan van"
dinkle: "siiiccckkk"

by PeRUgraff September 6, 2009

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when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.

"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

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