e-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

by Ben Nook December 9, 2008

iguana tired

Experiencing the effects of marijuana due to sleep deprivation.

Yo dude Johnny is so iguana tired he's seeing hamburger paintings on the tv!

by Mr. Violent William June 9, 2014

tired brain

When you stay up so late that your brain doesnt function as well as it should .

Lillie: caused by feelings .. that doesn't make any sense
Max: idk lol
Lillie: wouldn't they just say 'feelings'
Max: Idk lol maybe
Lillie: lol I think its my tired brain
Max: haha not just yours. We cant process things rn
Lillie: we should put that on urban dictionary...

by 92wasmymomsname June 19, 2014

mentally tired

Im tired, Ive gotten 12 hours asleep and I'm still tired.

I'm so mentally tired. I can't really do this anymore.

by Ddsaddy April 25, 2022

High-tired

The act of being so tired you act high.

When you are a band kid, and you have a football gamer till 11:30pm and competition tomorrow at 3:00am.

Conversation: What’s wrong with Kyle?

Idk, man he could be high-tired.

(Kyle is dancing with no music playing)

by Jerone-with-two-rones September 15, 2018

Tired Hungry

When you keep getting hungry from staying up late

Do I really keep getting tired hungry?

by happy love star August 27, 2016

Slack tire

This is a tire that is low on air pressure

His car has a slack tire

by Agnes Ann May 7, 2018