Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,

by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012

split ham

Casual sex.

On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018

School Split

the average split the cheerleaders at school do.

I'm about to do a school spilt.
I don't know how to do the school split.

by Albert Einstien Jr....:) May 22, 2020

split drizzle

The weak multi-stream male piss that follows sex or more commonly masturbation.

Man, my split drizzle got everywhere but inside the toilet.

by ABPosey October 18, 2013

Split hood

Automotive hood that is modified to open up by splitting in half, or half of the hood would actually open, while the other can be closed or opened to show off the uniqueness and the power of your engine more precisely. Hummer h2's comes with a different type of split hoods, some 18 wheeler or big diesel engine powered trucks. Kits can be bought for stock vehicles.
Split hoods are commonly used in the pop culture of car customization, racing, drag racing, and car enthusiast, lowriders, and ricers.

Man I just got hooked up with a split hood kit on my rover to make my hood open from the middle.

picture: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/120/287943810_cc0f8ee2d5.jpg?v=0

by gatman713 September 29, 2008

Split the atom

Those tiny little highly concentrated farts will just pop O in a second but are so concentrated and odiferous that will clear out an entire auditorium

Bob split the atom in class the other day everyone jumped over tables and chairs running out of the classroom

by Atlpitbull September 13, 2018

bust and split

When a man goes to a woman's place that he has just met has sexual intercourse with said woman, and then leaves immeadetly afterward. And never speaks to or makes contact with her again after the aforesaid act.

Eric: Hey Scott! you seen Jim around here?

Scott: Nah, he left with some bitch like half an hour ago.

Jim: Hey guys, how's it hangin'

Scott: Yo! I thought you took that bitch home.

Eric: Yeah, what the fuck are you doin' back here?

Jim: Oh, I just pulled a Bust And Split, I'm just tryin' to get me some dessert.

Eric & Scott: OH! you're a fuckin' man-whore!

Jim: hey not everyone is a pussy magnet.

by Vike-king October 27, 2007