Open mic

When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.

Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.

by 2 fat guys! June 23, 2019

open vagina

very gapped vagina that no one wants

open vagina

by justin_88888 December 13, 2014

Open sesame

Is somebody with a speech impediment and who has a habit of speaking in the third person, trying to say "open says me!"

"I can't figure out how to open this magical door!"

"Doode, they say 'n open sesame"

by Russian Niki March 27, 2020

Open Season

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!

Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.

usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"

by alwaysgone November 9, 2009

open collar

Open Collar or Open-Collar workers are entrepreneurs that work either on the Internet, from home or who start and run their own businesses as compared to Blue Collar or White Collar workers who likely work for someone else.

Susan decided to start a an online business and be an Open Collar worker. Her mother is a white collar accountant at a firm and her father is a blue collar welder for a company.

by JoeExpert May 13, 2016

funnel opening

When you open up a women's vagina like a funnel and finger it.

I can't wait to do the funnel opening tonight babe.

by Big Richard 114 May 11, 2017