The kangaroo

When a guy jumps into a woman's pussy constantly.

I'd do The kangaroo with her

by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018

Kangaroo Theodore

An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.

The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.

Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore

by LeeNorman May 13, 2023

Kangaroo kiss

When you get double kicked in the groin while balancing on your strong muscular tail.

I gave Gina a kangaroo kiss at the airport after I found out she was sleeping with my step brother’s aunt tina’s Bulldog named Trent.

by saint_eric June 10, 2018

Kangaroo Effect

A social phenomenon where individuals or groups expend more effort and resources when progressing slowly towards a goal, as opposed to when moving swiftly and decisively. This mirrors the biological quirk of kangaroos, who use more energy to move slowly than they do at higher speeds due to their unique muscular and tendon structure.

The team experienced the Kangaroo Effect while working on the project; they were burning out during the planning phase, but once they started executing their tasks, they progressed much more efficiently.

by link1810181003 February 18, 2024

kangarooed

To get kicked out of something.

Stop cyber-bullying or get kangarooed from this chat.

Get your salt out of this party or be kangarooed.

by Covality July 1, 2017

Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo

insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here

Dude, last night I totally Reverse Nigerian Kangaroo'd her

by sergonus April 17, 2024