Can't Guard Mike

Someone you literally cannot guard, not even Michael Thomas' blankets can cover him.

Josh Norman got benched because he Can't Guard Mike!
Holy shit Norman fucking sucks.

by maianis December 24, 2019

turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.

the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.

by [e-mail] August 30, 2010

Color guard boy

Gay

See that kid in color guard, u see how its a HE.
Ya that means he’s Gay.
(Color guard boy)

by LilThiccDiccNicc November 18, 2019

Coast Guard Reserve

When a "straight" female, whilst on a business trip, decides to play for the other team for the duration of the trip only.

Diane it appears has gone full "coast guard reserve" with the ladies from the trade show.

by handfullofass December 15, 2014

air national guard

weekend worriors, part time soldiers.

"we defend our country on the weekend"

by psedonym February 25, 2005

Elite Guard

Another fucking idiot associated with wordMaarlo/word

Elite Guard: Your all banned
Admin: Shutup n00b
Maarlo: BANNED!#$! OMFG!#$!

by n00bs July 13, 2003

coast guard reserve

Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)

Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)

Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?

Yeah dude!

So you do nothing and get paid for it?

by dirt biker bro May 6, 2012