An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.
Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.
by jrsch June 26, 2018
Get the granny rantmug. Having sex with an older woman.
by GettingGranny.mp4 September 13, 2019
Get the Getting Grannymug. While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
by Frosty October 6, 2016
Get the granny blastedmug. by Nipple sniffer June 23, 2017
Get the granny clotmug. - The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.
Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?
mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.
mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.
by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011
Get the Granny guffmug. by Doogs1969 April 29, 2016
Get the granny dropmug. Him: Your mum gay
Me: Well your dad lesbian
Him: well your sister a mister
You: Your grannie trannie
Him: *kills himself*
Me: Well your dad lesbian
Him: well your sister a mister
You: Your grannie trannie
Him: *kills himself*
by JillyBigWilly May 25, 2018
Get the grannie tranniemug.