Ghost Malone

Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.

Derek: What happened to Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.

by droe1021 September 5, 2020

Ghost of Houdini

When a man is lying in bed on his back and he gets a hard-on, it rises beneath the sheets appearing as a ghostly figure in the morning light. True to the spirit of Houdini, the ghostly erection is likely to disappear soon after it arrives, possibly into the woman beside him.

Jane: Baby, look at the sheet near your crotch!
Kevin: Shh, baby. It's the ghost of Houdini.
Jane: Really? Is he friendly?
Kevin: Oh yeah. I think he wants a kiss.
Jane: Okay.

by theinstigator September 22, 2016

Ghost blowie

When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything

I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies

by Demontooth November 15, 2022

Ghosting Thomas

1. A Christian, especially a bible worker, who disappears on you because he or she thought you couldn't handle the truth
2. A bible study interest who suddenly vanishes on you because he can't handle the truth

What a ghosting thomas, thought I couldn't handle a little closure

by WoundedSoul February 24, 2020

The Friendly Ghost

When having intercourse, putting a white sheet over your entire body, including your head, with a whole cut out for your genitals.

I tried to give her The Friendly Ghost last night, but she got really creeped out and left.

by CasperTheFriendlyGhost1 March 26, 2009

Ghost Gum

Ghost gum is the much-tastier form of of marshmallows that you can make when pulling 1 or more big marshmallow between your forefingers and thumbs until it turns to delicious, stringy white goo. Similar to, but better than, Fluff.

I was going to roast marshmallows, but I made ghost gum instead, it was way better.

by Julzzz June 16, 2008

ghost bugs

It is what it is--ghost. bugs. Bugs that have died and now roam around as spirits. They are invisible. Don't you ever have a tingly sensation on your skin, as if bugs are crawling on you? But then you look and see nothing. That is the work of ghost bugs.

I was standing in the alternate line for lunch and I felt something crawling on my leg. I bent down to shoo whatever it was off, but there was nothing there! There are so many damn ghost bugs at this school.

by salsa2009 August 25, 2010